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Thursday's Headlines

WICHITA (LPs Wire)
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NEW YORK (Reuters)
Time picks cloned dog as top invention
Gwynne: Time waits for no man...when a dog will do

TOKYO (Reuters)
Radish in intensive care after murder attempt
Carrot Top to host charity fundraiser

NEW YORK (Reuters)
Jury consultant sues Martha Stewart in New York
Some consultant, I lost! says Martha

LOS ANGELES (Reuters)
Beam up to space delayed for Star Trek's Scotty
The warp engines can't wait much longer, Cap'n

BUDAPEST (Reuters)
Communist sentenced for wearing red star
Fashion Police: This season's color is green

PITCAIRN, Pa. (AP)
Pastor Camps on Church Roof for Turkeys
"One more bad sermon and he's history" says member

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LAS VEGAS (AP)
Fleiss Plans Makeover for Nevada Brothel
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